THE “TERROSRISTS” OF UDS

The ‘Terrorists of UDS, The ‘terrorists of UDS, The ‘terrorists of UDS.
Who are they?
I’m not the hypocrite to tell you.
You all know them.
In fact, they know themselves.
They terrorize us day and night.
They linger on our minds daily.
What is their problem?
What do they even want from us?
They terrorize us everywhere;
From the largest lecture room to the smallest cubicles on campus.
They wake us up from our sweet wet dreams.
Oohhh ALLAH!!!
From dusks to dawn we are being terrorized by the terrorists.
They politely and skillfully sneak into our cubicles.
I hear the pip pip on my phone.
When I check, messages from the terrorists.
Who are these campus terrorists?
They are those who gave you your first congratulatory message on your admission on whatsapp.
Hmmm, where did they get the contact numbers?
They are those with the fake suits,  shoes and glasses.
They are those who added you the numerous groups on whatsapp.
They kill our phone batteries using the capable hands of whatsapp.
Ooooiii not to talk of our data bundles.
They smile toooo much, they greet tooo much.
They are tooo nice to people.
What is their problem??
What do they want??
Tooorrrhhh!!!
They say they want to speak for the students.
They say they want to represent the students.
They say they want to represent the “best” interest of the students.
IS THAT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT??
Perhaps, they are being truthful and sincere.
May be they really care about the interests of the students.
COME TO THINK OF IT!!
May be they just want to be popular and famous.
May be they want to enrich themselves. I learnt there is money involved.
May be they just want to be the bosses and feel good.
Or maybe they want to take all the girls.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???
WHAT ARE THEIR TRUE INTENTIONS???
WHAT DO THEY REALLY WANT???
ARE THEY FOR REAL???
Your guess is good as mine!!!!
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January 2016